Freddie & Frederica

Once upon a time a very health conscious and fitness extraordinaire boy text he had gone out to eat with his daughter and ate a large pasta entree, had two beverages, finished her meal and then had ice cream. I replied, "Whoaaaaa! Freddie Fat Ass!"

Thus began Freddie.

Then came Frederica.

Freddie likes ice cream.

Frederica likes all things chocolate.

On Wednesday night date night, during our show I asked him if he would like, "Ice cream? Cake? Iced Tea?" Freddie's eyes flew open and in excited school boy expression he said, "You have ice cream cake?!"

"No. I said I have ice cream, cake, iced tea."

"You said ice cream and cake together without the and."  Heart break is written all over him.

Tonight is date night. Without kids.

Freddie won't be heartbroken.